10)Liz Soeiro- This is why liberals suck. The librarian from Cambridge, MA came under fire this week for refusing ten books by Dr. Seuss donated by the First Lady. I would have been in bad taste just to refuse them because of who she was married too, as kids shouldn't have to suffer because Trump is a dick, but no, it wasn't because of that at all. Instead, she called the books "racist" and that set off a fire storm of controversy, not helped by the fact that the author is from Massachusetts and even has a museum in Springfield. Dr. Seuss is NOT racist and even saying that is offensive. Can we please stop shoving race down our throat 24/7? This was further hampered by photos showing the librarian dressed as the Cat in the Hat just two years ago. This country need Xanax stat.
9)Film and TV- It has become apparent that people who work in Hollywood no longer have any idea what the fuck they are doing anymore. Worse, critics are either being paid to lie or no longer understand what makes a show or film good anymore because their reviews are dreadful lately. This week we saw such horror shows as Young Sheldon, the comedy that is NOT funny even accidentally, Star Trek:Discovery, whose only real talent was using great CGI to cover up the fact that there is nothing redeeming about this show, SEAL Team/the Brave/Valor, three shows indistinguishable from one another and none of them any good, the Opposition, Stephen Colbert lite, Me, Myself and I, which is all that will be watching this shit after week three, and the film Flatliners, which accurately described it's BO. Other than the film, critics liked most of the shows listed above. Why? Then they trash the Inhumans, not great but not a suckfest either as previously noted and the Orville, which is my favorite new show. And that was just this week. Imagine what horrors await us next week when even more new shows arrive.
8)Tom Wopat- Another fading star, another round of groping. Allegedly suffering from substance abuse again, the former Dukes of Hazzard star was arrested again, this time for groping a sixteen year old girl during rehearsals for a play he is in. Allegedly, he poked her in the stomach and said " I am a creepy old man and you're talented and cute." EWW. Then he slapped her on the butt and said "Nice ass." Double EWWW. If you are 66 years old, don't grope teens. It's illegal and gross.
7)Megyn Kelly- Another person who had a very bad week after her new morning show went off the rails something fierce on more than one day. Why you hired a hack like her is anyone's guess but it has Jeff Zucker written all over it, the president of NBC and true idiot as he ran CNN into the ground earlier. Her interview with the cast of Will and Grace got awkward fast when the host asked an audience member if he was gay because of the show and everyone cringed. That was her best moment as it was all downhill from there. She asked Jane Fonda about her plastic surgery which she was NOT happy about and it showed. There were also cameras failing, crew in shots and even one camera operator who swore on live TV. Oops. Add to that dwindling ratings and this show looks bad. Next time hire someone who knows what they are doing and not some pretty face on Fox who obviously got there by sucking cocks in her way to the top. It certainly isn't because she is a good journalist because she's not and it shows.
6)Anthony Weiner- Because this asshole couldn't keep his dick in his pants, Trump became president. It was his laptop bullshit that caused Comey to re-investigate the Hillary email crap that had noting and was nothing. But because this boy scout felt obligated to talk about it,while ignoring the whole Russia hacked out election story, nine out of ten undecided voters broke for Trump, giving him the election. I am fairly sure if that story didn't break right before the election, Hillary would be president right now. Weiner however got arrested for sexting a fifteen year old girl and got 21 months in federal prison for it. Ha Ha! Enjoy your next eighteen months before parole and I hope you get and up close and personal look at what dick pics are in real life you moron.
5)Rick Scott- Much has been said about the governor of Florida and his not great handling of Hurricane Irma. He left the state for a vacation as things were still being put back together. Worse, it has come to light that the nursing home that lost power and had a dozen of their patients die as a result, had called Rick Scott personally and begged for help. Now those messages are all missing, deleted actually. Why? Now mind you the nursing home is also at fault for multiple violations but it has also been noted that Scott and groups who own nursing homes like this have been actively perusing more deregulation of these groups, or exactly the reason these people died due to lack of oversight. Republicans are actively trying to kill you. Keep voting for that morons.
4)Elaine Chow- Is anyone in the Trump administration not corrupt? The next most likely person to either resign or be fired is the Transportation secretary and Mitch McConnell's wife who is knee deep in an ethics scandal. Much like everyone else working for Orange Hitler, she failed to diverge herself from her stock portfolio before accepting the job. This has led to corruption charges because many see that her stock options with Vulcan Material led to a conflict of interest when she steered government contacts to that company for the sole goal of making money herself. Because of some sort convoluted reason as she once sat on the board of directors at Vulcan, she can't sell the stock until April. This means if she is given the option to get rid of the stock, losing her millions, or resign, which do you think she will do? Greed says resign.
3)Tom Price-What a hypocrite. When he was in Congress, he lambasted the Obama administration for every nickle and dime he could, especially going off about their use of private planes. Once in office as HHS head, doofus went hog wild on plane travel, amassing a one million dollar price tag in eight months. The hypocrisy is deafening. Guess who got fired on Friday? Good riddance.
2)Republicans- This week, Republicans tried to kill half of America and some of you applauded it. Their health care plan, which was actually a tax break for millionaires and more, would have killed thousands by the end of next year and ended insurance for us all by 2020. Then they put forth a tax plan that they are lying through the teeth about as it will do nothing for the middle class and give the 1% a huge tax break. Who supports this crap? They even voted in Roy Moore, a man that makes Louis Golmert look wise and sane in comparison, to run for Congress in Alabama. If you vote for an asshole like this, you will ruin this country worse than it is now. FU Alabama Republicans. I hope another hurricane comes your way stat.
1)Trump- Worst. Week. Ever. And that is saying something. As he has now fucked up aid to Puerto Rico once and for all, even going into a Twitter war with the mayor down there as he started a race war at home. Trump weeks somehow stretch over months is seems as what happened last week seems like years ago. Let's review shall we.
Saturday 9/23- Trump goes after Stephen Curry, dis-inviting him from the White House, even though he was never going, the NFL players again for not standing and Kim Jung Un for being a dick. Puerto Rico is never mentioned once.
Sunday 9/24- NFL protests galore and Trump tweets back.
Monday 9/25- More tweets about the NFL and one about an Iranian missile launch that never happened. He also tells Un to prepare for war. As that is going Susan Collins says no to the Obamacare replacement, effectively killing it. Trump is less than pleased. Still noting about Puerto Rico.
Tuesday 9/26-More NFL tweets. The people of Puerto Rico and newscasters notice that nothing is happening there and people are running out of supplies. Obamacare replacement finally dies. Roy Moore wins over Trump supported candidate Luther Strange.
Wednesday 9/27-Trump insists Trumpcare will never die and it is only because a Senator was in the hospital that this didn't pass. None of that turns out to be true. Tom Price's pricey jet travel comes out. Puerto Rico begins to bitch to high heaven that they need help. Trump seems not to know that the island is part of the US.
Thursday 9/28- Trump tells Fox and Friends that NFL owners are afraid of their players, stoking even more racial tension. Puerto Rico continues to suffer. Jared Kushner and five others are revealed to be using a private email, or the exact same thing they complained about Hillary doing. Acting DHS head says that the Puerto Rico crisis is a "good news story."This does not go over well with the people down their literally dying.
Friday 9/29- Price is fired. Puerto Rico flips out over the "good news" comment and Trump's lack of interest in helping them. Mitch McConnell's wife is under investigation for ethics problems.
Saturday 9/30- More tweeting about Puerto Rico and the Fake News.
Trump is a dick who is looking at his Katrina Moment. Good luck with that. His tax plan is DOA in current form just like the health care plan was. There are already enough Republican votes to kill it outright in the House alone. There is very little chance this passes as is right now. But that matters not as Trump is circling the drain right now and his supporters know it. Congradulations Trump, you are indeed douchebag of the week. Again.
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